Public Service Announcement

We’re in Day Two of the FanstRAvaganza 3 in the FreeForm tagteam chain! If you missed
Day One, check out the posts at A is for Armitage , White Rose: Sincere and Simple Thoughts, and FunkyBlueDandelion. Also in Day Two, see my partners’ post at Melanie’s Musings and An Obsessed Fanatic.


Hey.  Lil Guy here.  You, of course, know who I am.  Master-At-Arms, right hand man to the Sheriff of Nottingham, a long, lanky vision in black leather… Yeah.  <sniff>  That’s me.  I’ve been reading over ItsJS’s shoulder (G*d’s tears, that woman reads a lot of fanfic!)…what do you mean, you didn’t know I could read?  <snarl> What do you take me for??  A lowly peasant?  <sneer> Oh course I can read!

Anyhow.  Several of these fanfics she reads are about my human counterpart…Sir Guy of Gisborne.  Maybe you’ve heard of him?

Sir Guy of Gisborne. Courtesy of

Lil Guy. Photo by ItsJSforMe

Back to the fanfic.  Two things stand out for me:

1) The man gets a lot of action.  (Go Guy!)

2) The man has obviously never heard of safe sax.  Tsk tsk!    He could learn so much from my brothers and me.  <sniff> Lil Lucas, Lil John Standring and I would never consider venturing forth without some measure of protection!   Seriously.

To lady fanfic writers everywhere, I offer, for your consideration…

Black Leather Condoms

They’re stylish, rugged, and guaranteed to keep “sax” safe.


BLCs, in extra-large, for your not-so-little Little Guy


For more of the FreeForm tagteam in FanstRA 3, see my partners’ posts at Melanie’s Musings and An Obsessed Fanatic. Yesterday’s posts are at A is for Armitage, White Rose: Sincere and Simple Thoughts, and FunkyBlueDandelion. Tomorrow, the FreeForm tagteam continues at A is for Armitage, FunkyBlueDandelion, and I Want to be a Pin-Up. All F3 links can be found here.

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38 Responses to Public Service Announcement

  1. Pingback: F3, Day Two! One voice to thrill them all, and Armitage to bind them! « Me + Richard Armitage

  2. bccmee says:

    LOL! It must be hard for Little Guy to type while he’s so well-wrapped.


  3. jasrangoon says:

    Love it, ItsJSforMe! BLC’s will become standard issue for all action figures.


  4. Snicker's Mom says:

    Is Lil Guy seeing anyone? If he can read and uses protection he sounds like a catch!


  5. vec170203 says:

    Oh my, now I can’t stop laughing…. Besides, I’m blushing over here…… =)


  6. fitzg says:

    The man is not entirely safe for consumption. But well-wrapped is good. 😀


  7. Smithylass says:

    *wiping tears of laughter from my eyes* Brilliant! *whispers* are they flavoured lol ?


  8. Mulubinba says:

    LOL – glad I wasn’t sipping my tea as I read this … I would have choked.


  9. servetus says:

    I agree that it is really a problem, the untrammeled spread of STDs among fanfic characters, and unwanted pregnancies in their female partners. I totally support this campaign and want to know where I can post, well, a poster!!



  10. gracie says:

    LOL. BLC for safe sax. This really is priceless.


  11. I’m giggling so hard right now. Awesome!


  12. Faboamanto says:

    Lordy! LOL! This is great and what an endorsement from not so Lil Guy.


  13. Joanna says:

    ROTFLOL! For a man in middle age Guy is rather durable and productive.:) Hmmm..the black color slims,are you sure that this is what Lil Guy(in fact any guy) wants?;)


  14. When is Safe Sax Day?
    I know Lil Guy, but, pray tell, who is this Sir Guy of Gisborne mentioned? LOL!
    At first I focused on Guy’s sword on the left and thought maybe the Chinese factory had a problem with the mould and things got a bit… out of hand!
    And thank you for reminding us how important it is to match condoms to your outfit. So many people haven’t a clue about condom colour coordination 🙂


    • itsjsforme says:

      Hmmm…when *is* Safe Sax Day? I need to look into this! lol Lil Guy is quite insistent that looking good is just as important as being safe. He’s very serious about it. 😀


  15. Beachbaby says:

    Oh, that is so funny. LMAO. I did ask my LG what he thought of the article. Huge “sniff” at the thought he couldn’t read. Not sure he was overjoyed at the prospect of black leather condoms as my LG is a thoroughly modern bloke and is much more into latex 😉 (he’s even ditched the horse for a car :-))


    • itsjsforme says:

      Your LG is very progressive! Mine tends to stick with what he knows, but even so, he has become a bit more forward in his thinking. 🙂 He’s been making noises about taking the motorcycle for a spin. He’ll have to fight Lil Lucas for it, though. lol


  16. IngeD3 says:

    Hahaha… this is brilliant!! We’ve got to take care of our fanfic characters, don’t we. Although, judging from the size of his sword (*swoon*), I’m sure Little guy can take care of himself 😉


  17. jazzbaby1 says:

    *Dies laughing*


  18. Giggles, ItsJSforMe!
    Going “public” with the BLC!?! Brava! I love your action figures tableaux–here and elsewhere. Although, is it me, or does Sir Guy’s BLC glad action figure look like a mer-man? Ha! Still if BLC’s bring Sir Guy into our millennium? Way to go! Ha!
    Cheers! Grati ;->


  19. Wait I’ve got a request .. can they glow in the dark??


  20. Nat says:

    HAHAHA! 🙂


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