Public Service Announcement

We’re in Day Two of the FanstRAvaganza 3 in the FreeForm tagteam chain! If you missed
Day One, check out the posts at A is for Armitage , White Rose: Sincere and Simple Thoughts, and FunkyBlueDandelion. Also in Day Two, see my partners’ post at Melanie’s Musings and An Obsessed Fanatic.

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Hey.  Lil Guy here.  You, of course, know who I am.  Master-At-Arms, right hand man to the Sheriff of Nottingham, a long, lanky vision in black leather… Yeah.  <sniff>  That’s me.  I’ve been reading over ItsJS’s shoulder (G*d’s tears, that woman reads a lot of fanfic!)…what do you mean, you didn’t know I could read?  <snarl> What do you take me for??  A lowly peasant?  <sneer> Oh course I can read!

Anyhow.  Several of these fanfics she reads are about my human counterpart…Sir Guy of Gisborne.  Maybe you’ve heard of him?

Sir Guy of Gisborne. Courtesy of RANet.com

Lil Guy. Photo by ItsJSforMe

Back to the fanfic.  Two things stand out for me:

1) The man gets a lot of action.  (Go Guy!)

2) The man has obviously never heard of safe sax.  Tsk tsk!    He could learn so much from my brothers and me.  <sniff> Lil Lucas, Lil John Standring and I would never consider venturing forth without some measure of protection!   Seriously.

To lady fanfic writers everywhere, I offer, for your consideration…

Black Leather Condoms

They’re stylish, rugged, and guaranteed to keep “sax” safe.

   

BLCs, in extra-large, for your not-so-little Little Guy

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For more of the FreeForm tagteam in FanstRA 3, see my partners’ posts at Melanie’s Musings and An Obsessed Fanatic. Yesterday’s posts are at A is for Armitage, White Rose: Sincere and Simple Thoughts, and FunkyBlueDandelion. Tomorrow, the FreeForm tagteam continues at A is for Armitage, FunkyBlueDandelion, and I Want to be a Pin-Up. All F3 links can be found here.